{"product_id":"85th-avenue-shop-midwest-phrases-graphic-tee","title":"The Midwest Phrases Graphic Tee-Black","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in Black only.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you’re from the Midwest, this tee is basically a whole personality in one graphic. The bold \u003cstrong\u003e“THE MIDWEST”\u003c\/strong\u003e design is layered over the sayings, quirks, and expressions that make Midwestern life instantly recognizable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLook closely and you’ll spot phrases like \u003cstrong\u003e“oh, for cute,” “for crying out loud,” “he’s schnookered,” “slow as molasses in January,” “oh, you betcha,” “dontcha know,” “kitty-corner,” “hotdish,” “excuse me,” “uffda,” “yeah, jeez louise,” “wouldn’t be so bad,” “with a side of ranch,” “ope, just going to sneak right past,” “sorry, for pete’s sake,”\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003e“can you get me a pop?”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s the kind of graphic that gets funnier the longer you read it—and gives fellow Midwesterners something to laugh about when they see you wearing it. Printed on classic black with a soft unisex crew neck fit, it’s an easy conversation tee for pairing with denim, joggers, or layering under your favorite jacket.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFeatures \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack colorway only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold “THE MIDWEST” graphic with classic Midwest phrases\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft unisex crew neck fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colors may contain polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse non-chlorine bleach only when necessary\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not use fabric softeners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry for longest life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCool iron inside-out if needed; do not iron decoration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"85th Avenue Shop","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":49176932942059,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":49176932974827,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":49176933007595,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":49176933040363,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0620\/9047\/7803\/files\/the-midwest-black-shirt-only.png?v=1787615535","url":"https:\/\/www.heybeautifulboutique.com\/products\/85th-avenue-shop-midwest-phrases-graphic-tee","provider":"Hey Beautiful Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}