{"product_id":"train-wreck-toot-toot-ringer-tee","title":"Train Wreck Toot Toot Ringer Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCome on in — \"I'm not always a train wreck. Just kidding. Toot toot.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA cheerful little steam engine in retro storybook colors, with the joke printed above and below it. Natural cream ringer tee with black trim at the collar and sleeves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere is the short version:\u003c\/strong\u003e it is self-deprecating without being mean about it, which is a hard line to walk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat is why this one sells. Plenty of funny shirts are making fun of somebody. This one is just a woman admitting she is a mess today and finding it funny, and everybody who reads it recognizes themselves a little.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe artwork keeps it light. Bright reds and blues drawn like an old children's book, so it reads as playful rather than bitter. The black ringer trim gives it structure and picks up the outline in the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with denim shorts and sneakers, or jeans and a cardigan when it cools off. It is a good gift for the friend who would text you this exact sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight, very soft cotton ringer tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContrast black trim at the collar and sleeve cuffs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDirect-to-garment print with water-based inks — stays soft, will not crack or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural with black trim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S through XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing runs roomier than women's cuts, and this is a lightweight tee rather than a heavyweight one. Take your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size up for oversized. Size down if you want it closer to the body.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNatural is an undyed color, so the exact shade can vary slightly from shirt to shirt. That is normal for this kind of fabric.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHey Beautiful Boutique · 837 East Poplar Street, Harrisburg, IL\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"House Of Rodan","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":49176939135211,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":49176939167979,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":49176939200747,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":49176939233515,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0620\/9047\/7803\/files\/e9a0a1613260ea94f470f4947b1828154cd6c67a03288795fb5dac88a6ba2f2a.jpg?v=1786240717","url":"https:\/\/www.heybeautifulboutique.com\/products\/train-wreck-toot-toot-ringer-tee","provider":"Hey Beautiful Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}